Just a little something that a few of us have been piddling around with on Twitter this afternoon: big-budget adaptations of William Faulkner novels. 

“The Sound and the Furious” (duh)

“The Sound and the Furious 2: 2 Sound, 2 Furious”

“The Sound and the Furious 3: The Sounder and More Furiouser”

“Go Down Moses‚ Because I Punched You in the Face”

“Fight Club in August”

“As I Lay Dying Another Day”

And M. Night Faulkner presents his horror trilogy: “The Mansion,” “The Hamlet,” and “The Town.”

Thanks @jaredbkeller, @doingitwrong, @colindickey and @paleofuture. Now get back to work!